Lois Griffin(Pilot Universe)

The episode closely follows the beginning of "Death Has a Shadow". After an interlude of the family watching The Brady Bunch, the scene shifts to the kitchen. Just as Stewie completes his mind control device, Lois takes it away mistaking it for a toy. The family talks about Peter's attending a friends stag party. After Lois cautions Peter about drinking and extracts a promise not to drink, Peter proceeds to drink anyways. Exhausted, Peter neglects his job as toy inspector and a number of dangerous items pass him by and he is fired. Peter is shown trying out as a spokesman for CoCo Puffs, as a salad bar sneeze guard, and in a talent show. The episode ends at this point.

Quotes
Lois: Kids, I just don't know if I like the idea of your father going to a stag party tonight. Meg: Relax, mom, it's just a bunch of guys sitting around with a black marker and a checklist of the Ten Commandments. Chris: Heh-heh, thou shalt get drunk. Yeah! Lois: Chris, you're 13, don't talk like that. Lois: Peter, you know this is all because you drank at the stag party. Peter: I know, Lois, honey, you were right. Alcohol is trouble. Now I feel kinda guilty I ever gave Chris' first taste of beer. [to Chris] Eh, but you turned out okay, didn't ya, pal? Chris: I'm gonna go get wasted. [leaves] Peter: Okay, look both ways. Meg: Bacon's great mom, where's the orange juice? Brian: Over there by the crotch Chris: Heh-heh, that's cool that dad slept in the kitchen. Peter: Now kids, this is not a good example. Daddy only drank so the State of Liberty would take her clothes off. Lois: Peter, I honestly don't believe you. You spent the night on the kitchen table and your still drunk. Peter: I'm sorry honey, are you mad? Lois: No, I'm just very dissa...[chair collapses and she falls] Meg: Mom, are you alright? Lois: My goodness, this chair leg was loose. Isn't that silly, I could've broken my neck. Stewie: Damn! [violent music plays] Peter: Look honey, I'm late for work, can we talk about this when I get back? Lois: Alright Peter but we haven't finished this conversation. Peter: Okay, bye.[rolls off the table and collapses on the ground with all the breakfast]