Deadpool's Inner World

This is where Deadpool breaks the 4th Wall.

Jokes
You know, I got a healing factor that makes wolverine go like, "uh, I wish I had deadpool's healing factor, " it's all in my origin story. Once, a nerdy little kid fell into a radioactive swimming pool.And he emerged with incredible powers.

Weapons
Collector's item Sword

Morale
You're just as bad as taskmaster.Sometimes.And sometimes I'm bad for money, sometimes I'm good for money.As long as I'm having fun with said money, I make my own rules. what was that?

Insult Game
00:25:06	[Laughs] oh goody, oh, it's the insult game, okay. 00:25:11	They should call you "elevator operator" 'cause you're bringing me down. 00:25:16	Or "tonsils" 'cause you're a pain in the neck. ba-boosh! 00:25:21	next you'll be telling me to "go soak " ah, what a swellegant idea. 00:25:28	But it'll look a lot funnier in my imagination.

Fantasy Fight
00:25:37	Spider-man, go soak your head. 00:25:43	you can't attack me with puns. 00:25:46	yes i can. 00:25:50	I'm running the show now. 00:25:52	And this is just the tip of the spear. 00:25:56	This fight is getting fishy. 00:25:59	Smooth moves, but I gotta' give you the hook. 00:26:04	You can't just string this along. 00:26:07	Arr, fancy meeting you here, me wee squiggly spider. 00:26:12	Huh? 00:26:16	Fun house! 00:26:18	More like a mad house. 00:26:19	You're getting a kick out of this, aren't you? 00:26:27	you're not getting that list. 00:26:34	Aah! hey! 00:26:36	Welcome to the funny farm. where you belong. 00:26:39	[Laughs] don't count your chickens just yet. 00:26:48	Aah! 00:26:51	I can fantasy fight 'til the cows come home.