Future Schmuely "Snot" Lonstein(Timeline 4)

Steve! Don't even worry about it. Sounds like all you have to do is talk to a girl in the near 20 years and this guy? Poof, he's gone. - You're right. Let's do it now. Hi.

==We're smokers. If you wanna talk to us, you gotta smoke. [Inhales] [Coughing loudly] Okay, you talked to a girl. Oh, my god! I had a tracheotomy! [Hoarse voice] Actually, my master said I needed a new sex hole. This is hopeless! No matter what we do, future me is doomed. Wait a minute. We've been trying to make you look cool, when everybody here is a nerd. We need to play to our audience. Have you been practicing your magic? Magic doesn't exist. But illusions are real! If you'd given me a heads up, I'd be holding flowers right now. ==