Jurgen

Jurgen is a creepy friend of Klaus that Hayley reluctantly agrees to go on a double date with to the Langley County Fairin "Shark?!", despite having caught him stealing used Q-tips out of her trash after her hot friend Danuta admits to liking Klaus.

But when he proves pathetic at shooting basketballs, he takes his frustrations out on her and his friends and sends them away. But when he finally pays off the carnie to just give him the prize, he finds out that Danuta has hooked up with Jurgen in a spinning Gravitron ride. After nearly mistaking Hayley's concern for affection, he tosses the Munion aside where it tangles in the gears of the Gravitron ride, sending it spinning off of its base.