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Michael D. Eisner (born March 7, 1942) is the former CEO for The Walt Disney Company.

In "Brian Does Hollywood", Brian Griffin has a job at a carwash and, hoping to become a director, presents to each of his customers a script of his own screenplay. Michael Eisner pulls up to the carwash, but ignores Brian's offer of the script and simply pulls out a Mickey Mouse hat with "Brian" on it. He then tells Brian to come to Disneyland, but just before driving off, he shouts, "Bring money!"

He also appears in the "Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1" segment "No Bones About It". When a boneless Peter is thrown from the Teacup ride at Disney World, he lands in a locker room where Eisner uses him as a towel while heading into the sauna.

Eisner is also one of Carter Pewterschmidt's poker buddies, along with Bill Gates and, to a degree, Ted Turner, as revealed in "Screwed the Pooch".

When Brian won The Bachelorette in "Brian the Bachelor", Eisner stuck Brian with the bill for renting the mansion. He was last seen running away from Brian after giving him the check, shouting, "No givesies-backsies!"

In "The Courtship of Stewie's Father", he was "killed" by Peter after being pushed off a cliff at Disney World and eaten by crocodiles.

Eisner is voiced by Gary Cole.


  • FG302 "Brian Does Hollywood"
  • FG313 "Screwed the Pooch"
  • FG321 "Family Guy Viewer Mail" - "No Bones About It" Segment
  • FG407 "Brian the Bachelor"
  • FG416 "The Courtship of Stewie's Father"