Go where? If there's no food in Quahog, why should there be food anywhere else? Lois, everyone knows there are only two things that can survive a nukular holocaust: cockroaches and Twinkees.
And there's a Twinkee factory in Natick. - Twinkees? - Yeah, I saw a story about 'em on A&E. And now, back to A&E's biography: Twinkee the Kid. It was difficult for Twink to play with other children. He was different. He was definitely He had no bones, and he couldn't really play any sports. - That's why we got him the lasso. - Yeah. He's spend hours in the back yard playing Wonder Woman. - He's gonna kill me. - He loved that lasso. He Not as much as the baton. But, uh we put a stop to the baton. He he was different enough, you know.